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Soulmatin'
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Once I had a soulmate.I knew this because she told me so. I soon found out there were rules and conditions to being a soulmate, because she told me so.
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Solo original acoustic songs looking for someone to beg,borrow or steal and make famous,because Lord knows I ain't got the guts.Taking the 'O' out of Country,if
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Genre
Acoustic • Acoustic Rock
Charts
Peak #17
Peak in subgenre #7
Author
Doug Zozula
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2005 lawsuitmusic.
Uploaded
January 29, 2007
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MP3 5.5 MB • 160 kbps • 5:59
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When you said you're 27 I said I was too You were talking 'bout age I was talking I.Q. I figured you were too young To be legally drinking I figured I could be hung For the thoughts I was thinking But as The Power Of Love Thundered down from above On where we were sittin' I was absitively smitten By the way you were judging The karaoke queens It don't matter to me If you're still in your teens And though my butterflies get butterflies When I gander deep into your sterile eyes I'm still gonna pop the eternal question For whatever it's worth Will you make me the Happiest middle aged Everloving cradle robbing Sweet talking red flagging Bull legged walking on the wagon Heavy breathing non smoking Muffin eating motherfolking Daddy on earth? There's no need for a reply 'cause we both know it's true That for 39 long years I've been patiently waiting for you What the hell took you so long? I'm your soulmate So I get the soulmate privileges Apparently I'm your soulmate So gimme my soulmate privileges A rumour has it You've been walking the street Dressed up like a bear Well I know you look sweet And you know I don't care That no matter what kind of mammal You pretend to be Lion elephant camel llama Bison or horse I'm ready for a little beastiality But only with your consent and permission of course Oh man did I just say that out loud I hope that did not sound too obscene Alls I'm saying is I'll settle for a little heavy zoo If you know what I mean And I mean... I'm your soulmate So I get the soulmate privileges I'm your Lord thunderin' soulmate So where for art thou my soulmate privileges Now despite my notorious knack Of forgetting what you say I know you'll always come back Whenever you go away On your secret sacred journey To the outskirts of parts unkown And at your weakest moment When you're all alone Feast your eyes on the moon And I will be too And a Man in Black tune I'll be telepathing to you So relax and allow Your mind and spirit to feed On flesh and blood needs flesh and blood And you're the one I need And I can feeeeeel Your aromas on my fingertips And I can taste your softness As I'm licking my lips And somewhere above the tinitus I can hear the cracking Of your whisper-petually rip At the exposed flesh of my ears Like a dominatrix irristabullwhip it sounds a little something like... Noen keonop tae sips... Ohhhh Noon keonop tae sips You're my soulmate So you get the soulmate privileges Holy jumpin' you're my soulmate So come get your soulmate privileges Yah you're my soulmate So you get the soulmate privileges You keep on telling me you're my soulmate And I've got your soulmate privileges Right here...
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