daddy's in the outhouse
reading magazines
momma's in the kitchen makin pie with nectarines
"you shouldn't be talkin like that!
why you wanna be talkin like that?
momma raised you better than that!
why you gotta be talkin like that?"
i'm really sorry if i offended you
but i'm just talkin 'bout the little things that people do
whoops, uh oh, did it again now, didn't i?
whoops, uh oh, did it again now, didn't i?
little brother's freakin
he's got a date tonight
sister's got her leather on and lookin for a fight
"you shouldn't be talkin like that!
why you wanna be talkin like that?
momma raised you better than that!
why you gotta be talkin like that?"
i'm really sorry about the things i said
but would you like it better if these were the things you read?
whoops, uh oh, did it again now, didn't i?
whoops, uh oh, did it again now didn't i?
grandma's in the corner
drooling on her sunday best
while grandpa's waitin for the day the old gal lays to rest
"you shouldn't be talkin like that!
why you wanna be talkin like that?
momma raised you better than that!
why you gotta be talkin like that?"
i'm really sorry if you don't like my tongue
but i just want to let you hear about the things they done
